I stole this from another blog, thought it was funny, and sounds a lot like Canadian Post.......
If you don’t get your package in time, try to understand, we’ve had a bad week 
At Bipolar Express we guarantee your package delivered the next day – or in a month… depending how things go. Look, we may not be the most reliable courier service, but what we lack in reliability, we more than make up for in customer service. Or at least we do half of the time. We admit it’s a struggle. We take things day by day. Some days are just better than others. If you don’t get your package in time, try to understand, maybe we had a bad week. That’s all. You’ll get it sometime... Or not...
We’re not making you any promises.And that is a guarantee we can stand by.
At Bipolar Express we guarantee your package delivered the next day – or in a month… depending how things go. Look, we may not be the most reliable courier service, but what we lack in reliability, we more than make up for in customer service. Or at least we do half of the time. We admit it’s a struggle. We take things day by day. Some days are just better than others. If you don’t get your package in time, try to understand, maybe we had a bad week. That’s all. You’ll get it sometime... Or not...
We’re not making you any promises.And that is a guarantee we can stand by.
1 comments:
that's funny! i think the best psychical economy for a mail service would be obsessional: making sure everything is sorted, double-checked, on time, in the right place, delivered correctly, constant demands about 'how are we doing'?
by the way, i just posted a song on the globe blog by radiohead that you and sam will love. it's from the album 'in rainbows' i think the kids will like it too. the schoppes are known for having great music taste in these 'ere parts! i love sam's loyalty to led zep. ashley, like i did, seems to have gotten into the beatles before music or anything for that matter. it's all down hill from here ash! speaking of music, i'll never forget being serenaded by sam's dj-ing skills and those loud speakers. this took place during one of my first visits to salt lake: it was in the place you were living in after the apt. by the golf course. you know you're having a great night at the schoppes when the LPs like led zep II start to come out. anyway, hope all is well. peace. love, paul (and mel) x
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